Howdy Folks and Kin,
It's week 3 of the NFL regular season, and I'm here at the Katywonkered Cafe' writin' up my picks for y'all to win y'all some dough so that y'all can do right by me. That's right! What comes around oughsta go around, too. Just like them them chickens and then eggs, or somethin'. Know what I mean? I think y'all do. Ok, so let's get'er done! Here is my picks:
It's week 3 of the NFL regular season, and I'm here at the Katywonkered Cafe' writin' up my picks for y'all to win y'all some dough so that y'all can do right by me. That's right! What comes around oughsta go around, too. Just like them them chickens and then eggs, or somethin'. Know what I mean? I think y'all do. Ok, so let's get'er done! Here is my picks:
Jacksonville
Jaguars (1-1) at Carolina Panthers (0-2)
I tell y'all what there here is a cat fight! Them Jaguars are gonna
start youngin' QB Blaine Garret who is a hopin' not go through what
that there Panthers' youngin' QB Cam Newton is a goin' through. Cam
is workin' harder than a peg leg in an ass-kickin' contest, but he's
still endin' up with the short end of the stick in terms of winnin'.
I prognosticate that this here be the week what he gets to beat up
some on them kitties from Jacksonville. So go with them Panthers for
their first week of the season, and watch the fur fly!
Ok, this here is an easy game to call. Them Detroit kitties are on a roll, and I don't mean the dinner roll. But if they was to eat a dinner roll it would be like a Vikings and baloney sandwich. There ain't much good to say right now 'bout Vikings' QB Donovan NcNabb 'cept that he ain't playin' for the Miami Dolphins. I prognosticate that here will be another week what he gets to drive the short bus home from the stadium. So, growl with them Lions!
Ok,
this here is a hard game to pick on account of both teams got them
some youngin' Qbs what are playin' well. I had to spin me my little
pigskin some and it pointed to them Bengals, and I agree. Heck, y'all
might as well give the edge to the home team this week. I tell y'all
what though, I sure like that there Bengals QB Andy Dalton. He sure
plays with lots of spirit. So I say growl with them Bengals!
All
right, it's a cryin' shame what my Miami Dolphins are 0 and 2 comin'
into this here game. It's a bigger cryin' shame that this game
almost qualifies for the stinker bowl! That's right! The pressure is
on for Dolphin's QB Chadd Henne and youngin' RB Daniel Thomas to go
all smash mouth against' them Browns. That there Thomas was a breath
of fresh air last week in his 100-yard plus debut, especially after
our defense left a sour smell on the field once again last week.
Meanwhile, them Browns do got them a decent defense, and a youngin'
QB Colt McCoy what got him a fancy name … but that's about it. So I
say go with them Dolphins! Come on boys, if y'all don't bring home a
victory this week it's gonna get ugly. How ugly? Ugly enough to make
a freight train take a dirt road!
Ok,
now we got us an interestin' game. Them Bills ar flyin' high after a
2 and 0 start! This week y'all are gonna see what happens when
Patriots' QB Tom Brady tries to make road kill out of them Bills. I
tell y'all what, call me crazy but I think this here is a gonna be an
upset as I prognosticate that QB Ryan Fitzpatrick and them Bills
tell Pats' coach Bill 'cheatin' Belichek' “Sorry, hoss! We don't
need no your bull!” So go with them Bills!
Ok,
last week Eagles QB Michael 'woof woof ' Vick ate him some dirt and
took a trip to lala land. If he's ready and rarin' to go at game
time, then this game in his hands. I just don't see them Giants
doin' anything more than prayin' real hard that Vick stays on the
sideline. So go with them Eagles! (woof woof).
Heck,
y'all have to wonder what's goin' on with Broncos' RB Chris Johnson?
Where is that boy at? 77 yards? What the heck is that? Them Titans'
QB Matt Hasselbeck surely ain't no second comin' of Brett “geritol'
Favre but he did manage to throw for 358 yards last week against
them Ravens. On the other hand, Denver QB Kyle 'I ain't gonna play
for them Dolphins' Orton did manage to pull out a win last week
against them Bengals. All in all, I have to go with them big boys in
this one. Until them Broncos can get their runnin' game goin' it's
gonna be a hit and miss. If Orton drop the load this week, y'all are
gonna hear shouts for Tim Tebow again! Go with them Titans!
Houston
coach Wade Phillips is on a roll with his new team so far. Looks like
the road is a gonna get bumpy this week though. Saint's QB Drew 'call
him the breeze' Brees at home? Shucks, this game is a no brainer! Go
with them Saints!
Ok,
I think there's lots of folks what are sayin' that them Raiders are a
gonna win on account they dropped their games and their pants to them
Bills last week. Only problem is their defense, especially against
the run this year, are the ones still holdin' their bloomers drawers
down around their ankles. I prognosticate that Jet's QB Mark 'smile
pretty' Sanchez will get the deed done this week, without too much
effort. Go with them Jets, folks!
It
seems to me them Rams are lookin' worse than a hound what puked and
ate it. Ravens' QB Joe Flacco the wacko is gonna give them a 2nd
helpin' this week. Fly with them Ravens, on account of them Rams just
suck, and that there is all there is to say 'bout that!
Warning!
Losers ahead! That's right it's time for this week's editions of the
wind breakin' Stinker Bowl! When you are sad and lonely and gots no
place to go, go and get your clothes pins and stick them on your
nose! Cause it's the Stinker Bowl! And this week, wavin' their
banners low is them Chiefs and them Chargers. Here's all y'all need
to know folks: San Diego QB Phil Rivers: 4 touchdowns, 4
interceptions and 713 yards. Chiefs QB Mat Cassel got him 1
touchdown, 4 interceptions and 252 yards. For them Chiefs it gets
uglier too on account of they had to out down Pro Bowl RB Jamaal
Charles. Folks, that's all she wrote in this stinker. It don't take a
rocket scientist to know y'all need to go with them Chargers!
Folks,
I tell y'all what, I'm havin' a hard time pickin' this here game on
account of I don't see too much difference between these two teams.
Them Buccaneers are a sentimental favorite of mine, especially on
account of them sexy cheerleaders what they all got over there what
make me feel all randy and whatnot. On paper though I reckon them
Atlanta birdies are a better team. Still, I'm gonna go with them
Buccaneers since they're playin' at home and all. So I prognosticate
some yo-ho-ho for them Buccaneers!
Folks,
I tell y'all what, this here game is like the next best thing to the
Stinker Bowl. In fact, I'd say that if it weren't for Cardinals QB
Kevin Kolb, this game would be the Stinker Bowl of the week. I reckon
he'll give us somethin' to watch for at least half the game and
hopefuly he'll do enough to overcome his defense what is lookin'
sorrier than a horse steppn' into the glue factory. As for them
Seahawks, the only thign they got goin' for them is that them
Cardinal's defense is one can short of six pack. So I say fly with
them Cardinals in this stinker!
Ok,
it's blow out time, folks! Don't confuse Packers QB Aaron Rodgers for
Bears QB Jay 'six sacks' Cutler. Neither team has shown much a
runnin' game, so this game will come down to the better arm what
Rodgers got. So go with them Packers what will send them bear-cubs
packin', and cryin' for their mommas.
Heck,
it looks like them Colts is the team what everyone is lookin' to beat
up on on account of QB Peyton Manning is still feelin' poorly, and
them Steelers are no different. Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger is
gonna put on a good show and is a gonna end up happier than a fat
tick on skinny dog … or horse in this case. Go with them Steelers!
Ok,
it's Monday night football and it's cowboys and indians. Folks, this
here is gonna be a good game! We got us Dallas QB Tony Romo and
Washington QB Rex Grossman. Now Tony Romo might be feelin' poorly,
and if them Redskins' offensive line can protect Grossman from 'sack
king' DeMarcus Ware then they got them a chance of pullin' this one
out. So I tell y'all what, I'm gonna give the edge to them Redskins,
but only if Tony Romo ain't playin' with busted ribs.
Ok
folks, that's it's fer me folks. Them is my picks! Now, I tell you
what, October is just around the bed. Y'all know what that means? It
means it's time to start puttin' some presents and whatnot on
'layaway' for them holidays. That's right! So it's time to dig deep
into all those winnings y'all are gonna get from them picks what I
just gave y'all, and do right by me! And don't forget, tell all your
friends and kin that Judd Jugmonger says to do the same! Heck at
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All
right, so this here os Judd Jugmonger signin' off from the
Katywonkered Cafe' with some words a wisdom: Folks, It ain't never no
sin to get BBQ sauce on your chin!
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