Howdy, Folks and Kin,
This here is Judd Jugmonger. I'm fine. How are you? I'm here to tell y'all what I got me a mention in a new story what will appear in a new book what's named, Climate Riot. I ain't so sure 'bout the title none on account I ain't the one what picked it none. But, I sure am in it. It's a collection of short stories, the most important, bein' the longest, is the one I is in. It's called, 'Til the Cows Come Home, and it's about me and some unfortunate episode I had with some corn what made me toot a lot from my nether regions. Know what I mean? I think you do. Also, some cows what are also doin' some tootin' are in it.
My friend, Jay Leonard Schwartz, done write the whole book and, well, a lot of is fiction. I'll let y'all figure out what it and what ain't ... just don't be thinkin' that I go 'round tootin' a lot like that. If y'all believe that then I got me some real estate under the Venetian Causeway I gots to sell.
All of them stories of this book is about climate crisis, not just the one about my butt. Them environmentalists, you know how them is, says what Miami is a gonna be underwater some time in the future on account of global warming. If am all y'all even been to Miami, y'all would probably say, "yes, that's true." On the other hand, if and y'all got your heads stuck in the wet ground, live a lot of them government fellers at City Hall and up thar in Tallahassee, then you'd say, "Don't squirt on my leg and tell me it's rainin' ..." just like my song.
Anyways, the point is for all y'all to get out and do your parts by buying this here book, so I can get me my little cut. Know what I mean? I think you do. And tell all y'alls kin that Judd Jugmonger says to go out and do the same. Here's some of them details to just that.
For Kindle readers, order from Amazon at this link:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1VNSF7Z
Note: This is a digital ebook on account of no trees is stupid enough to go and get itself killed just to make some of them paperbacks. When they do, then we'll git us some. In the meantime, get a hold of them ebooks and help same them environmentals.
Lastly, I shouldn't be sayin' much 'bout this now, Jay's write himself another big novel, what we reckon will come out in them Summer months. Guess what? I is the star! No, I ain't kiddin' y'all. It's a big story what's got a lot actions in it. Someone oughtsta make a movie from it ... so I can get me some credit and get on one of them Hollywood set with them free buffet tables. No, folks, I ain't talkin' 'bout no Hollywood, Florida. 😶
Well, that's all I gotsta say 'bout that. Y'all knows what to do, so get on it. - Judd
