Howdy Folks & Kin!
This here is Judd Jugmonger! I tell y'all what, I cain't believe it's been so many years since I updated this dang blog. I don't know about y'all but it sure seems like the whole world has gone to hell in a handbasket—and I ain't talkin' 'bout no Easter Bunny's handbasket, that's fer sure!
We got some Corona viruses over here and over there—and just about everywhere! The last time I seen so many people wearin' masks it was when we all thought Cousin Justin got the consumption some, though it was only his coughin' up about a bushel of beets he done scarfed down what some poor Ruskie, named Vlad, wanted to make borscht with. Or, maybe it was Halloweeney. Hmm, I ain't so sure now.
Also, I seen we had some damn fool fer the President-in-Chief what laid out so much hot air, talkin' 'bout himself and fightin' with this one and that one, that the world has got a gobal warmin' crisis now and Miami is sinkin' into the ground! And to think that only a while's back they was a blamin' all them innocent fartin' cows—and when in reality it was that there Donald J. Trump the whole time. If y'all ask me, he owes them cows an apology!
